
Banker-ing around, post its & office musings (or not)
Ok, so Whiz Girl was on the verge of crying for the first time ever. I've never seen her upset or had to manage someone, let alone someone who is flustered but it’s all a part of stepping up the ladder. At least ‘tear plugging’ isn’t one my routine jobs. Some of my friends who are legal PAs often have to deal with clients who are really upset. One works for a Divorce and Family Lawyer. As you can imagine, things get quite emotional.
Apparently someone in finance had asked her something inane about ‘whether she knew how to raise a PO’. He’s also asked her some really random things which to be fair she wouldn’t know about and he should really be asking Curly or someone in Marketing. Whiz Girl I can see is trying to be mature and professional but I think he has really got under her skin, in a…..'creepy' sort of way.
Rumour has it that he was making ‘inquiries’ about salsa lessons – by which we mean asking one of the girls in research about ‘her salsa lessons’, and....
... asked one of the women in HR for a CD of her music – she does small gigs at the weekend and sometimes plays at small events as a filler.
Weird? Too smooth? Creepy? Over friendly? Trying to be nice but just socially inept? Or me being too harsh? What do you reckon?
And then there’s Clawly. I’m not so sure how or why she is still here after the amount of time she spent last year courting the idea of being 'head hunted’. Maybe she presented herself well on her CV but she’d have to have put it on a site which gets a lot of recruiters and employers looking on it. I wonder if she has secretly registered on SecsintheCity so she can have a job like me (she’s always seemed a wee bit jealous of my job). Whiz Girl asked her to send off something in the post, in an A4 envelope because it shouldn’t be folded. She replied back saying she thought it was fine folded.
Clawly seemed to have forgotten all about it by lunch though – or it never even occurred to her in the first place that she had upset Whiz Girl – because she smiled and waved at us as we passed her on the way to lunch. She’s never really been friendly but of late she seems to be surprisingly so for the most part, or maybe I just don’t see her the same since she took her claws off Curly and I lost interest in him…
On the positive side, there’s a new IT guy in the office, who Whiz Girl and I have decided to refer to as ‘Helper’ – he sort of reminds us of Santa’s little helper. He just seems to love being the ‘helpful IT guy. I came out from a meeting the other day to find a post it note saying “Your phone is now fixed =) ”. It did make smile.
But it had a far more profound effect on Whiz Girl who went into a fit of giggles. Can’t imagine what for. She doesn’t know about Banker Guy but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life at work. You’re always better leaving your personal life at the door, if you know I mean….
Anyway, so everyone was out at the pub the other day and he bought me and Whiz Girl drinks and said he knew this really awesome place for brownies. Then the next week he emailed asking if ‘Whiz Girl and I’ were up for tea for three later this week. Whiz Girl shall be forced into indulging in brownies ;) I’m sure she won’t mind.
And after all, she has a boyfriend….and in fact I now have a beau, I think? ….. I’m going out later with Banker Guy – Yup, still going smooth, believe it or not. He’s so…refined … I can now officially say he has succeeded in breaking the stereotype of the ‘City Boy’ in my heart’s eye…if you know what I mean ;)
Anyway, when Whiz Girl emailed saying we were in, it transpired that it would actually be tea for 5. Turns out ‘Helper’ invited not only his ‘IT buddy – Pink Streak but also, ahem…take a guess? Yup, yours not-so-truly….Curly himself. Strange thing (or maybe not) is, it didn’t cause my heart to skip a beat.
Ooops. Lost track of time.Got to go dash and splash on some lippy before I leave for my fancy evening with ahem…
Will let you know how it goes x

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